In case you didn’t believe me…

This is what it looks like when your 16-week-old daughter pees all over you,

just in case you needed a visual.

And, for the full effect,

I must tell you that when my husband snapped this shot with his mobile phone

and emailed the photo to me,

he titled it, “Pishy Pants”.

If that doesn’t scream “dignified, beautiful new mother”

then I don’t know what does.