This is what happens

26 Mar

when your offers of yogurt, strawberries, cinnamon toast, french toast, cottage cheese and pancakes for breakfast are all declined…

and you are asked to make a Nutella sandwich “Of Ariel…and her dad.”

photo-18I know. I am the best artist ever. Try to contain your jealousy.
Except when I gave it to her, her initial elation turned to speculation.

“Where are Ariel and her dad?” she asked.

“They’re hugging.” I replied.

And I got my kid to eat breakfast.

The ugliest breakfast ever.

The end.

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