Once upon a noon-time cheery,

13 Dec

there was a girl.

Let us call her Rebooka.

When she was 3, her parents took her out to a nice restaurant for lunch.

Being the precocious young girl that she was,

she asked for a sip of her mother’s red wine.

Not seeing the harm in one little sip,

her mother obliged, and granted her daughter that small taste.

With a new found sense of confidence and abandon, Rabooka stood atop her table in the crowded restaurant,

and, at the top of my,

I mean her,

her lungs,

she sang,

“Mary had a little shit!”

And then, she promptly threw up all over the table.

And then she pondered weak and weary,

or something like that.

The End.


One Response to “Once upon a noon-time cheery,”


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