10 Jul

Have you ever taken off your bra and dangled it in front of a crying baby’s face,

in a pinch,

as a make-shift toy?

Yeah,

um,

I totally haven’t done that.

Come to think of it, have you ever typed a blog post with one hand, while using the other hand to wave a lit-up Blackberry in baby’s sight-line,

while nursing

and singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,”

over and over,

so that formerly crying baby stays calm and continues to feed?

Yeah, again, totally haven’t done that one either.

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